Which Character From “The Big Lebowski” Are You?

Which Character From “The Big Lebowski” Are You?

Even though you may be an ordained priest in the Church of Latter-Day Dude and have the ability to preside over Dudeism religious ceremonies, you may still find yourself wondering: which character from The Big Lebowski do you most relate to? Well, luckily for you, we took a deep dive into characters from the cult classic in order to help you get to the bottom of this very important inquiry.

If a food item were to magically appear in front of you right now, what would it be?
Which Character From “The Big Lebowski” Are You?
In-N-Out
Oysters, they are a known aphrodisiac.
Sirloin Steak
Cheerios
Lamb Salad with Fregola
Does Tequila count as a food?

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How do you react in times of adversity?
Life has a precious balance – a constant flux of ins and outs, good and bad, right and wrong. We can only take what comes and continue to roll on.
Draw a firearm during league play and hysterically shout that the entire world has gone crazy.
You tend to channel adversity and grievous occurrences into your art motif.
Have a heart attack and die.
Spend your ample allowance on a “lil” vacay.
Fuck it, let’s bowl.
Play Mozart’s Requiem in D Minor by a crackling fire.

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What's your drink order?
Which Character From “The Big Lebowski” Are You?
White Russian
Sioux City Sarsaparilla
Round of Tequila shots, on you
Alcohol causes one to lose their inhibitions.
Roy Rogers with two cherries
Whiskey. Neat.
You need no substance to heighten your pleasure.

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What is your favorite song by 'The Eagles'?
“Witchy Woman”
“Take It To The Limit” but you prefer the Willie Nelson version.
“Peaceful Easy Feeling”
You fuckin’ hate The Eagles, man.
“Hotel California”, but you only know the “Welcome to the Hotel California" part.
You will not waste a modicum of your precious time on that beatnik buffoonery.

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How Resourceful are you?
You can get a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.
You worked for your affluence, nothing was handed to you, you are the epitome of resourcefulness.
When the money runs dry, steal from the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers.
Someone pissed on your rug, and because it tied the room together, you go find the person indirectly responsible, and take their rug.
You were drinking piping hot coffee, and decided to use toilet paper to keep the molten cup from burning your hands.
You couldn’t find a parking spot, so you park right on the water fountain.
You have acquired places to stay purely by being good company and telling tales about times of old.

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Do you consider yourself politically active?
You give back to the community, with organizations such as the ‘Little Lebowski Urban Achievers’ and et cetera.
Lenin? I am the walrus.
You didn’t watch your buddies die face down in the muck in Nam just to put up with the current bullshit state of affairs.
There simply aren’t enough females involved in politics. Just a gargantuan circle jerk of repugnant Caucasian males.
You are more active with the universal ebb and flow as opposed to specific partisan perspectives.
Used to be active, but are now too disenfranchised to give a damn.
Save the whales.

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What is your preferred method of cannabis consumption?
Which Character From “The Big Lebowski” Are You?
Spark a J.
Prefer Tequila.
THC lubricant devoted to female pleasure.
Prefer a smooth Cuban cigar.
500mg edible that will make you chatter unceasingly about Denver International Airport conspiracy theories.
You are not putting any of that devil’s lettuce anywhere near you.

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