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Which Cult is Right for You?

Which Cult is Right for You?

Tired of large organized religions? Done with Atheism? Just searching for a new way of life (or out of it)? Take this quiz to figure out which Cult is right for you!

Pick a color!
Red
Purple
Blue
Gold

Correct!

Wrong!

What kind of kicks are you wearing?
None
Nikes
Whatever the lord has provided
Superpower shoes!

Correct!

Wrong!

Preferred beverage?
Beer
Flavor-Aid
Water
The most expensive wine on the list

Correct!

Wrong!

Do you BELIEVE?
In self-preservation? Yes.
YES, and they’ll be here to beam me up soon!
I fear for the souls who don’t. G. BLEZZ. JESUS WILL RISE AGAIN!
Donate $500 and I’ll tell you.

Correct!

Wrong!

How do you protect yourself?
Machine guns and bioterror
Our physical vehicle is only temporary
Thick walls and guns
Bodyguards

Correct!

Wrong!

Free love?
YES
Only to procreate with our higher beings
Only for the chosen one
I’ll let the church decide for me

Correct!

Wrong!

How will the world end?
As it will; we are only visitors.
Who cares? I’m catching a ride on a comet
JESUS WILL BRING FIRE AND BRIMSTONE
That knowledge is only for the most prominent

Correct!

Wrong!

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